want to know how stupid i am? here is a cover letter as i emailed it. this is a job i wanted more than any other; this is a job i will never be able to have because of the flaws in said cover letter. see here:

"I am a cover letter. I am covered in lettters. Letters make words. These words tell you about Eileen. Writer, creative, quirkly, enthusiastic, clever, witty, concise, short. Short like me. A letter which covers her resume. Her resume is attached. Attached like her to the idea of working wtih Ignited Minds to ignite her mind, ignite your mind and ignite other minds to buy, to sell, to do. Do like she did this cover letter. A letter that has covered it all."

if u didn't catch the mistakes, that makes me feel better because maybe the guy reading this might not have too. but more likely u did, and now u know how much of a complete retard i am. you would think i learned the first time. apparently not. slap me please.