ever since i got back from mexico, i've been on this spanish-speaking kick. i've befriended my mexican doorman by speaking to him in spanish. se llama mario. anyway, last night i was watching this spanish soap opera on telemundo called decisiones. it wasn't supposed to be funny, but i couldn't stop laughing at the bad acting and the cheesy storyline. HILARIOUS.

here's a breakdown of the story:
- wife picks up husband's ringing cell phone and hears another woman on the line.
- women talk and find out they share the same husband and have been living with him at the same time over the course of 5 years.
- women fight, then confront the husband and tell him he has to choose both or none of them.
- he, obviously, chooses both.
- both women move into husband's house.
- women set schedule as to which day he can sleep in either room -- one wife has him on mon, wed, fri and the other has him on tues, thurs, sat. he's free on sunday.
- one rule is "no tener sexo afuera al cuarto." (no having sex outside the bedrooms.)
- women become best friends.
- one woman becomes pregnant.
- women no longer care for stupid husband.
- women sleep with each other.
- women dump husband and raise child together.

how funny, huh? okay, maybe you had to see it in person, but i thought it was hilarious and had to share. haha.