as part of some new "process" at work, we're writing out our accomplishments and objectives on a monthly basis and reviewing them with our supervisors. a major pain in the ass, i must say. anyway, in an effort to avoid doing it for work (cuz seriously, its 5:30pm on a friday), i thought i'd blog my own non-work related accomplishments for september and objectives for the month of october:

ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR SEPTEMBER
- Drafted kick-ass ESPN ffl team, failed to make trade with Oliver
- Successfully got drunk and not too embarrassing at birthday outing
- Dragged my birthday out for many days and got 3 free meals out of it
- Gained weight because of above birthday outings
- Ate two new cuisines - Middle Eastern and East African
- Got free ice cream at work
- Gained more weight, probably
- Played lots of poker, only did really bad in one game because of alcohol
- Learning new bands and listening to new music (thanks to handy nano)
- Learned ATLAS online ad-serving system (handy for ad business)
- Cleaned out room at home and sorted all childhood belongings into boxes
- Bought shelves and TV stand, finally

OBJECTIVES FOR OCTOBER
- Get out of last place in Yahoo ffl team
- Maintain high ranking in ESPN ffl team
- Consistently go to the gym so no longer feel like heifer
- Update resume and start applying for jobs
- Begin making more profit from poker
- Reinforce TV stand so its no longer sitting in middle of dining room
- Finish decorating my place so things are no longer piled on the floor
- Win lotto so i can pay off debts
- Start snowboarding

Okay so those last two are a stretch, but i should be able to accomplish the rest, right? We'll see when my Oct 31 blog gets posted how well i've done...