212 van made his debut last night at the site of his usual womanizing antics -- heartland brewery. surrounded with a mere sampling of his harem of ladies (there were 6 of them), he spoke of popping cherries and using vibrators, and lined up various 'dates' and 'slumber parties' for the rest of his nyc stay.

"can i stay with you tonight?," van asked. "you can spoon me."

hahaha. in addition to his pimping prowess, he also exhibited his usual drunken delirium after consuming 2 guinness' and 6 snakebites (incl. one 23 oz.) over a course of 5 hours. at least i didn't have to carry him home. ah 212 van, what a character you are.