more stupid news in the life of eileen:

> i got my board bag. its way taller than me. it can fit two midgets, easily. maybe three. if i find three midgets, i'll test it out and let you know.

> i was eating dinner at wendy's and courtney love walks in barefoot, in a short skirt and wearing a white, thin, see-through shirt. its snowing outside and apparently she just wanted her 99-cent side salad and her biggie fries. she left in true rockstar style -- flashing her right boob. she definitely looks how i thought she would look in person. basically, like she had just taken several hits of heroin.

i swear... in new york, if you sit in one place long enough, something interesting is bound to cross your path.