jeff and skinny jeans.
warning: graphic mental pictures may appear.

S i X F i V E 9 (3:24:23 PM): my coworker is trying to convince me to go to skinny jeans
g rafikabsurdity (3:25:07 PM): theyre all the rave
S i X F i V E 9 (3:27:49 PM): hahaha ok bring 1 pair of skinny jeans up too
S i X F i V E 9 (3:27:53 PM): so i can try them on
g rafikabsurdity (3:28:00 PM): k
g rafikabsurdity (3:29:43 PM): http://www.revolveclothing.com/productpages/JBRA-WJ2.jsp
g rafikabsurdity (3:30:07 PM): theyre nice
g rafikabsurdity (3:30:49 PM): ill bring them
g rafikabsurdity (3:30:51 PM): try them on
g rafikabsurdity (3:30:57 PM): with some fun boots
g rafikabsurdity (3:31:01 PM): or just flats
g rafikabsurdity (3:32:39 PM): and this beater http://www.revolveclothing.com/productpages/CATC-WS85.jsp
S i X F i V E 9 (3:36:55 PM): these are cute too -- which ones are cooler -- black or gray?
S i X F i V E 9 (3:36:56 PM): http://www.revolveclothing.com/productpages/JBRA-WJ4.jsp
g rafikabsurdity (3:37:25 PM): i personally like the gray better
g rafikabsurdity (3:37:28 PM): especially for summer
g rafikabsurdity (3:37:35 PM): but its not as easy as black
g rafikabsurdity (3:37:50 PM): when did i start having these gay conversations with people
S i X F i V E 9 (3:37:57 PM): hahahahaha
S i X F i V E 9 (3:38:00 PM): yea you totally sound gay
S i X F i V E 9 (3:38:04 PM): if i didn't know you, i would think u were gay
S i X F i V E 9 (3:38:15 PM): but its cool, i like talking clothes
g rafikabsurdity (3:38:16 PM): yeah . . .
S i X F i V E 9 (3:38:34 PM): can u bring the gray ones too please?
g rafikabsurdity (3:38:48 PM): yeah they both have a little bit of stretch in them
g rafikabsurdity (3:38:56 PM): haha youll need it
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:14 PM): i wonder what rigid skinny jeans feel like
S i X F i V E 9 (3:39:15 PM): hahaha yea stretch is like wearing spandex
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:21 PM): because stretch skinny jeans . . . heaven
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:25 PM): absolute heaven
S i X F i V E 9 (3:39:26 PM): rigid skinny jeans? that sounds so uncomfortable
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:27 PM): hahahahahahahahah
S i X F i V E 9 (3:39:29 PM): lol
S i X F i V E 9 (3:39:35 PM): do u wear skinny jeans under your regular jeans?
S i X F i V E 9 (3:39:36 PM): hahahah
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:45 PM): uhm no . . .
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:50 PM): over them
g rafikabsurdity (3:39:52 PM): hahahahahaha
g rafikabsurdity (3:40:09 PM): i wear skinny jeans over my super skinny jeans
S i X F i V E 9 (3:40:37 PM): that's gross
S i X F i V E 9 (3:40:40 PM): with your thong?
S i X F i V E 9 (3:40:41 PM): hahaha
S i X F i V E 9 (3:40:43 PM): yuck
g rafikabsurdity (3:40:57 PM): hahahahhaha
g rafikabsurdity (3:41:19 PM): girl you know i dont like it when my thong is all in the way of my skinny jeans
g rafikabsurdity (3:41:20 PM): commando
g rafikabsurdity (3:41:22 PM): hahahahahaha
S i X F i V E 9 (3:41:40 PM): that is so gross
g rafikabsurdity (3:41:43 PM): youre welcome for teh visual by the way
g rafikabsurdity (3:41:58 PM): really really skinny white jeans
g rafikabsurdity (3:42:03 PM): thats what im wearing right now
g rafikabsurdity (3:42:07 PM): hahahahahahaha
g rafikabsurdity (3:42:16 PM): gross
g rafikabsurdity (3:42:23 PM): i dont even like imagining myself in those
S i X F i V E 9 (3:42:24 PM): YUCK
S i X F i V E 9 (3:42:26 PM): hahahaha
g rafikabsurdity (3:42:28 PM): imagine how big my ass would look
S i X F i V E 9 (3:42:31 PM): lol
g rafikabsurdity (3:42:32 PM): hahahahahahahah jk