ok going a bit blog crazy today but i have a funny story. so this morning a bike messenger comes in and asks me if i have a boyfriend. thinking how disgusting this spanish 30-year-old guy is i say, "of course." he responds, "of course. who would let you out on the street by yourself?" i roll my eyes. as he walks out the door, he's says. "since i'm too old for you, i wanted to hook you up with my brother. it would have been nice to see you around the house." i think, gross. i'm attracting 30-year-old bike messengers. he left his wallet here. his name is Julio Susana. he'll be back to claim his wallet. i'll make sure i'm not around when he does.

ps. the picture to the left IS NOT a female body part. pervs.