yay van! i'd like to shake your hand for finally joining the work force. it's about time! now there is no more reason to complain about activities requiring money; there is no more reason for me to supply you with food; and, best of all, now i can go to YOU to finance me. how exciting. so congrats van! may your employment days be fun and fruitful. may you not grow extra limbs due to your exposure to radioactivity. and most of all, may you earn enough money and vacation time to visit us over here!