visit from NYU alum -- norberto, as i like to call him -- today. went to hooters. there i learned:
1) green bay knows how to kick some major bear behind
2) hooters likes to put a couple more dollars on the check per celery stick
3) a jonar-inch is the height from my nose to the top of my head
4) what a pig who ate a bird sounds like
5) that coming back to new york after i graduate will be sad -- and never the same
6) there's nothing like having a buncha old friends to come home to